The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

by Nastina September 2, 2005

salty sea lion

Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"

by hamster face April 21, 2009

Alex The Lion

Syntax Error. Snitch and causes problems.
Also know as ATL

George: Sh*t I just did all this work and an ATL
Tyrone: Syntax Error

George: Yeah
Alex The Lion: Syntax Errror

by THEGODOFFISH June 9, 2018

story lion

a lion that travels from place to place (nomads) reading stories to inncoent people, while they sleep, about places that never were. the real reason for these outsiders is that they are commonly rejects from zoos which consiquently tought them to read.

common stories that story lions tell-

-night mail
-travellogues
-a bout de souffle
-triumph of the will
-hail de furer
-nannok of the north
-man of aaron (shark hunt)

by afar ramamaba May 25, 2009

Floppy Lion

A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.

Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.

This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.

by THE SHOW on 95X February 22, 2011

Flying Lion

When you throw up and shit at the same time, thus creating the appearance of having a mane and tale and flying through the sky.

"Thought it was just diarrhea, but I ended up a flying lion."

by JohnnyBallgame July 14, 2014

The lion king 2

The only good Disney sequel in the internet’s opinion. It has a 33% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes though, so everyone is right, cuz rotten tomatoes can be as accurate as a five year olds drawing.

Disney: Can we make one good sequel?

Sequel king: Ok. ONE. The lion king 2.

Disney: Ok!

by Fiftyset June 13, 2018