Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!
by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010
The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.
''Why you walking weird?''
''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''
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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!
''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''
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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!
by savi-xx May 03, 2011
An unreliable appendage found on males of upright-walking species. More prolifent in warmer areas, especially in the native tribes of Africa, this appendage is not often used for mobility. The original third leg lost its foot in a shoe thousands of years ago and now all later third legs constantly search in shoes for the long-lost foot. The third leg becomes excited when it approaches the shoe found in between the legs of the female of the species, or the boot found on the posterior end of either the male or female of the species. The leg pokes around the shoe or boot looking for its lost foot, and culminates its search by spewing its tendons into the shoe or boot, trying in a last-stitch effort to reconnect the foot.
In prison, the larger males spend most of their time searching for their foots with their third leg for hours among other inmates.
by Dub P January 10, 2007
Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet
see also beetle bonnet
by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
Stupid dance, performed mostly by tools who think it's the shit. Give it 6 months max before everyone realizes how moronic it is, if it's not outright forgotten because of the hype of the next shitty-ass throw-away dance move - the kind that will embarass your children in 20 years.
*Kid's 16th birthday party, cue music*
Boy: Omg, dad, wtf you doin?
Father: The Stanky Leg!
Boy: (dies inside from sheer humiliation)
Boy: Omg, dad, wtf you doin?
Father: The Stanky Leg!
Boy: (dies inside from sheer humiliation)
by Kappu February 20, 2009
a firearm, ie., old western 6 shot revolvers. shaped like a part of a hogs leg. slang for a pistol, western style
by Anonymous October 22, 2003