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lapdoor

An essential feature of any modern house. A cross between a pool and a door.
Xav was swimming in his lapdoor when he got splinters all down his muscular waterpolo body
by poofh8r October 2, 2010
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Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.
"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.
by EchKay-fohrseecksteen April 12, 2012
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Lamedrop

To add a person's name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from said person.

To add one's own name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from others based on effective, if untruthful, advertising.
"Well, I wasn't going to date her, but then I saw how Urbandictionary.com lists her as having the kindest heart, and I changed my mind. Totally not a lamedrop. Yeah, I can trust the internet."

"John Doe: An insanely attractive, 6 foot hunk of man-meat with washboard abs who has been known to hand-rear kittens and shoot lightning from his anus."

"Sally Sobstory: The most beautiful woman in the whole universe, bar none, who frequently buys drinks for strangers at bars and is renowned for her internationally successful line of flannel evening-wear."

"Ben Dover: A body forged in the fires of Isengard, whose enemies tremble at the sight of his fearsome teeth and warm, cuddly nature. Possesses the ability to turn water into low-fat Yogisip."

"DefinitelynotmyAfricanLiteratureprofessor: The object of many a freshman's wank fantasy. Woman, do you even realize how sexy you are? Please, if there is a God, consent to rub genitals with me. Last night I softcocked profusely to your picture in the faculty yearbook. Oh God, I am so lonely. So very, very lonely."
by Deeplyflattered August 16, 2013
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lapdi

When a guy gets a deserved lapdance. Or just get lapdances. A lot of them.

Or when a guy just likes lapdances.
Call Lapdi, he can get a lapdance from this chick!

Hello Lapdi! Lapdi, come here Lapdi! Come on Lapdi! He is mr. Lapdance
by Iniestar January 7, 2014
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Ladedric

The ugliest, most ghetto kid to ever walk the planet. Stay away from them. They have AIDS.
They are super competitive, and fight/argue with everyone they become friends with. They most definitely cannot keep a secret, but sometimes that comes in handy.
"Can you believe Ladedric got her pregnant?" "I totally can. He couldn't keep his mouth shut either"
by vaginalwarts February 8, 2015
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Laced up

Man that nigga is laced up!! He can get u whatever u want at a good price.
by Lac3d up March 2, 2016
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Lapelpop

a faggot that takes it up the ass while giving it at the same time
Ben couldn't hangout with his friends because he's a lapelpop
by Inia July 1, 2016
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