Lance

Lance big as hell. His ah too big to be in the urban dictionary.

That boy Lance big as hell.

Facts, bro.

by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023

runningfree lance

When u meet runningfree lance your heart will melt, he will take your soul for a ride and play marko polo when he's had enough. Very polite man has excellent manners but when u make him anger the whole world shakes, in bed he's the dominant he will touch u like u never been touch before making your body quiver for more giving ur body and mind a nice relax feeling when all said and done. Don't be fooled by this man he will rip your heart out smiling when expect you to be ok with it

Runningfree lance is free man born to run never settle for less

by i8oneb4u November 22, 2023

Lance

This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.

Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4

by lololol99999 December 11, 2018

Lance Boyer

Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere

Yo let's pull a lance boyer up in here

by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018

Lance

Georgia loves Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georgia: I love lance

by ahxjjandns February 20, 2019

Lance

A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.

Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*

by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019

lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger

I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.

by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018