Kindercunt

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.

At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

by BetterThanYou717 June 6, 2010

Kinect Sex

When you and a partner are having sex via Microsoft's Xbox Kinect.

Person 1: Have you two had sex yet?

Person 2: No, but we had Kinect Sex.

by Tungsten_Plug March 7, 2011

Kinecting

(v) Using Xbox Kinect just to do funny, inappropriate, or sexual actions. Playing a game that requires Xbox Kinect just do do things with your avatar.

I was playing Kinect Bowling just to make my avatar look like he was whacking it!

by JamesKinect December 24, 2010

Kinden

Hott good looking female often called a whore but not true... 10% of the time guys have a good chance getting this girl because she loves to fuck!

kinden is sooo odd

by Kattoo January 27, 2009

kinderbrats

the neighborhood obnoxious children of obnoxious parents

The kinderbrats are screaming again.

by mangovegan July 30, 2010

Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

Kindex

Kindex- To place an index card in your shoe in preparation for a natural disaster with all your pertinent information to notify your next of kin.

Please kindex prior to evacuating from hurricane Irene.

by Hurricane IreneEe August 30, 2011