kenpo

kenpo is a form of butthole surfing. originally surfaced in asia but now is prevalent in philly bath houses and northeast philly basements. the participant in Kenpo believes they are becoming stronger when actuality they are surfing butts and annoying friends.

Me: Hey that Dutch Master is doing "Kenpo" again
You: Haha silly butthole surfer, he isn't important

by docez April 4, 2011

Keeto

Keeto:
Human who cares for others. Reputation for #1 BF of the year. Looks like Elvis Presley and sings like Bruno Mars in the shower. Favorite food is Cheetos. Enjoys Cheetos with no cheese just sauce. Favorite drink is saint davids milk. Called by others POG CHAMP. Best Friends with Noah Schnapp and is a big fan of stranger things. Runs like a supa dupa fast doggo. DOPEST RED DOG ON THE STREETS. Biggest fan of eveea and is a frequent user on discord or as he calls it DIDDLECORD. Loves nintendo and their franchise. Role model is CND aka CNDADDY. HE loves apple jacks and lives life to the fullest. His favorite foods also include: Pens, Ramen, Saucey Fauci. Big fan of Life

aka:
KeetoPlayz,Mike,Eveea,DaddyKeeto,Papa,Nut,Goat,Rainbow

ATTTA BOI MIKE

Keeto was balling today at club basketball , smashing the A and B buttons on the Wii Remote.

by DaddyOstad April 21, 2018

Kenso

Kensos are from the small neighborhood of Kensington, Philadelphia; they are typical White Trash and can be male or female. Generally the female of the species has at least one missing front tooth, but generally three overall.

"Look at that Paula chick...she's missing a few teeth."
"Of course...she's a Kenso."

by TheRealDelirum June 13, 2018

Keito

He is a very funky person. He is sometimes very loud and is constantly looking for a new girlfriend. You may find it on tinder or any other dating app. You can usually find him with sunglasses on even inside buildings. Usually wearing headphones and rocking to his own songs.

He's such a Keito.

As always, Keito is in his own world.

by TeaParty1998 May 29, 2020

Kent it!

Slang for cunt it! Where an abbreviation is needed in the presence of a parent or some person which that kind of language would be frowned upon. Also could just be used for comical values.

frank: um bill...i just lost all your money!
bill: kent it!

by Randf December 14, 2008

keito

A weird 14 years old asian kid that like to scream I love RAMEN

That guy is souch a Keito

by NOT A KEITO February 20, 2018

Kanto

A ass raping hungry doggy.

my doggy was so hungry he ate like a bitch, he ate like a Kanto.

by Yogurtpot February 5, 2009