jungle dick 

1) A hairy, sloppy penis.

2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.

Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.

1) Joe never shaves his dick, therefore he has jungle dick.

2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.

jungle dick by fagmaster9000 July 19, 2012

jungle juice 

An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.

The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.

Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice

jungle juice by Dano Magnum July 7, 2007

jungle juice 

a very cheap juice like the difference between flavor aid and Kool aid.. found most likely at a gas station it has a picture of a lion on it, mostly drank by minorites. It comes in assorted flavors, it's about 35 cent for a pint.

Man i aint got that much money all i got is 35cent.. man u can go to da handymart and get some jungle juice

jungle juice by Jaime~G~ May 9, 2006

Jungle Safari 

The process of sleeping in the nude.

Kyle prefers to sleep in his boxers while Kevin takes the jungle safari approach and sleeps in the nude.

Jungle Safari by Jordan Thomas Man March 10, 2008

Jungle Dart 

The certain urge to sleep with black women, but not as permanent as Jungle Fever. To be shot by a jungle Dart, seeing a black women you would prefer to fuck over the white women in the room.

"I saw a hot black chick the other day, but i prefer white women."
"Aww man you've been shot by the Jungle Dart."

Jungle Dart by JavaCrona December 17, 2009

Jungle Cat Juice 

A mixed drink containing Orange Soda, and Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka. Created by Matt Taylor and Eric Kirianow of Long Island, New York

Jungle Cat Juice Fucks you upppp

Jungle Cat Juice by Murphdirt22 March 21, 2011

jungle rot 

The worse type of crotch rot. Usually affecting those with jungle booty and/or black tar crud. Sleeps around with anything.

jungle rot by Tarzan July 26, 2003