broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

Puddle Jumper

Derogatory word for one of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle Jumper over there

That boy is a Puddle Jumper

by That grey pole April 10, 2024

jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.

Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

Trump Jumper

one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior

After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.

by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

Junior jumper

A person who messes with juniors in high school. They can be of upper or lower class.

I don’t like people in my grade I’m a junior jumper.

by MsNevaGaveAf June 28, 2023