Definitions by KidMP

hype jumper 

a person who jumps on to the bandwagon, purely because it's popular and attempts to show another person this hype, when in fact that person is well aware of it, before the hype.

"yo, have you seen those 'yo momma' jokes? they are sick man! I know so many right now..."

"you are such a hype jumper."

hype jumper by KidMP August 26, 2012

cougar patrol 

when you (a female) are surrounded by younger people/children that are hot and you can't help but stare or be on constant lookout for them.

I'm on COUGAR PATROL.

cougar patrol by KidMP October 29, 2011