The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
Has an absolutely huge penis and gets all the pussy. Absolutely hilarious and is an amazing footballer.
by Jude Masson September 09, 2021
One of a kind and the hottest person in the room, sweet, caring a bit of a player but very loyal. Won't ever hurt anyone u less they deserve it. He is also very good sexually and can please you in many ways.Overall the greatest creation by God and definitely a keeper.
by TheGodBabyMaker March 25, 2018
A sexy and wonderful athletic man. El-Jude is an idol to all and he’s also an amazing person. Everyone need a El-Jude in their lives. El-Judes are rare people who everyone loves. He’s a kind and wonderful person. Smart too, they’re known as the funny charasmatic friend everyone has. He’s a loyal amazing man who probably has a Big Dick.
If you meet an El-Jude give him a chance! You won’t regret it
I talked to an El-Jude and I must say he was so funny and he also had a very large penis!!!!!!!! lady’s get one today
If you meet an El-Jude give him a chance! You won’t regret it
I talked to an El-Jude and I must say he was so funny and he also had a very large penis!!!!!!!! lady’s get one today
El-Jude is a people person.
by Anthonythesexybeast November 24, 2021
A fegit that denies his a fegit
14 year old Enrico - Omg I'm Bisexual
21 year old Enrico - Dei dei dei... I'm not a bisexual dei.. I didn't know the meaning of the word (when he clearly does)
Enrico Jude Singho a person who denies he is a Bisexual
21 year old Enrico - Dei dei dei... I'm not a bisexual dei.. I didn't know the meaning of the word (when he clearly does)
Enrico Jude Singho a person who denies he is a Bisexual
by StonieBear September 02, 2020
often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer
Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob
by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022