miss jones 

Hot 97 DJ that is racist against ASIANS.

Miss Jones says Chinks & Chinamen were swept away from the Tsunami, the dumb bitch doesnt even know that China was far far and away from the Tsunami.

miss jones by s January 31, 2005

dog piss jones 

A phrase popular on the Bubba the Love Sponge show that means shitty.

The sound quality of this MP3 is dog piss jones

dog piss jones by Duke Richards June 27, 2008

Conservative Jones 

Noun.
A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.

Originating from comic This Modern World

It was clear to everyone that Paul was a Conservative Jones when he refused to except that Obama's birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot

Conservative Jones by Libertatis December 19, 2014

t-jones 

one's mother

t-jones is callin me.

t-jones by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Mother Jones

A website dedicated to Nazi-watchdogs, basement dwellers, and millennial journalists equivalent to MSNBC, but on steroids. Fine communist propaganda!

Mom: Hey! Go get a job, and stop reading Mother Jones!
Neo-Liberal: Mummy, I want a commie revolution!

Mother Jones by Libs Exposed October 22, 2016

john paul jones 

primarily the bassist of led zeppelin. he was an awesome bassist, keyboardist, mandolin player, and skilled at many other instruments.

John Paul Jones belonged to the greatest band ever, Led Zeppelin

john paul jones by ledzeppelinrocks January 3, 2004

t jones / t lady 

originated in the dallas, texas area in the early 90's meaning your birth mother

"Hey Jboy why your girl mad at you, cause I cussed out her t jones.

t jones / t lady by tajaun brown May 6, 2004