Spider Jockey

A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.

Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.

by LukeMCFC 141 October 14, 2011

Jizz Jockey

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

Joker Pubes

When a woman has let her bush grow to the full potential, right when the ends began to point outwards, it looks like Jack Nicholsons smile when he played the Joker.

Man, I hate watching 70's porn, all the women have Joker Pubes.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 7, 2009

Jockel

(adjective) to describe someone who is a liability

"Matthew, why are you such a Jockel?"

by pdog95 April 26, 2009

camel jockey

A racist insult for a person of arabian origin.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Knob Jockey

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

by offlyner April 20, 2006

tha joker

the most under rated rapper that will ever live. amazing flows wouldnt be surprised to see him in the top 5 sometime soon. his best raps are we do it for fun part 1, 2, 3, 3.5, and 4 you can look him up on youtube or even better download his songs on itunes.

"see im seventeen and i have an accountant, your seventeen but you get an allowance."

"every morning while you go to starbucks to get coffee, i be at the bank like get this cash off me, my cars so new but my money so old my grills iced out so my barbecues cold"

-tha joker

by BenisG March 2, 2010