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A massive loser who cries because they don’t get It their way . Manipulate people all the time and use them for shit . Spoilt and spends most his time on the x box . He thinks he can be a ard lad with all he’s designer but truly ain’t , boxing and wrestling might be a passion but sucks at it . Gets into an argument with someone most likely the same person every least 3-5 business days Thinks he can talk and own a girl but talks to others to get it his way . Must feel really bad for his mate always constantly having to cope with him .
Jenson get off the x box
Jenson you owe me money
Jenson stop airing
Jenson I’m pissed off at you
Jenson fuck off
Jenson you owe me money
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Jenson I’m pissed off at you
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by Sob wanka December 26, 2019
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JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.
The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.
They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.
They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.
It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.
Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.
The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.
The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.
They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.
They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.
It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.
Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.
The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.
Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
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by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020
Get the Jehovacraft mug.The phrase "JehNoKap" Pronounced; "On-Jeeh-nu-kep" First gained popularity among the popular black activist group "YYC-SKT" but was orginaly founded amongst "Joshs-Server(NO SCREENSHARE!!!)" This infamous phrase means "On Jah (Jahsey onfroy) No Kap )
by JehNoKep November 26, 2020
Get the JehNoKap mug.Bruh he'll literally make that pussy wet the second you see him. Even though he's one of those popular kids and every girl likes him, he's still worth it, so keep in touch ;) (unless he's gay...)
Da fuq you lookin' up this loser's name for? But if you really need to know, I insist. Jehonatan is the hottest guy ever, but you'll never get a chance to see him 'cause he's mine bitches.
Though, there's only one of him, so...
Sorry ladies, he's mine >:)
Though, there's only one of him, so...
Sorry ladies, he's mine >:)
by anonymous December 4, 2020
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