johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017

Jan Barun

A wonderful form of Slavic Justice, most commonly used in retaliation of asshole-like behavior.

"This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"

by Wvrme August 21, 2018

Jan

A person with a microscopic penis. Loves touching children everywhere. Has a white van with candy and wifi.
Tinder( I Touch U When U DONT EVEN KNoW Love Me)
A creep who raped his own number.
ANd never smiles.
Knows every sex position and did them all with one child. Poor child

He is so Jan
I know right

by Jan12345678910 February 15, 2019

Jan

To sleep with your best friends wife

one day i will Jan your wife

by Pjeet September 17, 2018

Jan

A sweet girl, takes care of herself a lot ( especially skin ), will be there for you, great dancer. People may say she looks mean but deep in there she has a bubbly side waiting to pop. Be careful with Jan there’s not much people like her.

Jan ka lang jan!

by 1/8 of MGA MENG September 23, 2018

Jan

1. A short term for January
2. A unisex name
Usually, a wise person, although sometimes oblivious to things. Very sweet and caring, a loyal friend.

My name is Jan.

by are you dum October 4, 2018

Jan

Someone who falls asleep when they should be still drinking 18 hours later

“He fell asleep at 7am!! What a Jan”

by Smirks Fitt May 31, 2018