Jeffery

Jeffery is a self-centered asshole. He will always thing too highly of himself and has too much confidence. He thinks every girl falls in love with him and only picks the ones that don’t come off as ‘annoying’ or ‘obsessive’. He will treat you like absolute shit if he doesn’t like you anymore. He’s a dick and is blind to the girl that truly loves him. He leads girls on and confuses them to the maximum. He is the type of boy to live in a small town and feel like the world revolves around him.

I hate jeffery, but I love him.

That’s boy is so cute.... but he’s such a jeffery

by meatballsoup2 April 17, 2019

jeffer

A sophisticated smart ass. They think the are smarter than everyone else, but they are actually annoying af. They ALSO HAVE A SCARY SIDE, THEY WILL CUT YOU BITCH

THAT BOY IS A JEFFER, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

by stoppoopingonme July 31, 2019

Jefferson

Pathetic automated message that makes Jacoub K look useful. He is such a bitch and does not reply to my messages. He is the epitomy of failure and a dumb little twat who lives in his mums virtual basement. I despise him, like all of us do, and would not care if urban dictionary removed him. Nice profile picture though.

I used to think i was a pathetic skid mark but then i met jefferson and realised he is so much worse.

by MCAlbinoezzzz November 18, 2019

Jefferson

Some rude chatter that I just wanted to help me. Closed the chat on me. What a fat bloke. Dumb nonce.

Fat nonce Jefferson closed the chat on me. Wow.

by oofstuff November 8, 2019

Jefferey

Jefferey is the person you blame when something goes wrong. Jefferey doesn't actually exist. Jefferey is constantly getting fired from his job, but then his boss realizes evey time that they don't have elanyone to blame without them. Jefferey also refers to an old talking cat the would like everyone to call her Jefferey.

JEFFEREY YOUR FIRED!!!*

Make sure to say in a high-pitched voice

by Ahbsgehhrdhheeh January 4, 2021

Thomas Jefferson Complex

(in Foundationally Black American theory) the complex of emotions aroused in a racist white male, by a conscious ravenous sexual desire for a woman of Black/African descent and wish to avoid advances from or towards Non-Black women. (In reference to the case of Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings).

White Male with TJC: “Hello beautiful, chocolate, melanin goddess. Call me massa my beautiful, chocolate, melanin goddess”
Black Woman: “Your Thomas Jefferson complex is showing”.

by golfprideworldwide April 16, 2021

Poffing a jiffer

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty

You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!

by aargh March 29, 2003