José

An annoying little b*tch who won't stop dancing and singing in Spanish.

Geez, he's acting like a José today!

by the_english_teacher April 27, 2017

José

When someone ignores you so bad you feel like you need to go back to Mexico.

Person A : Hi how are you ?
*Person B doesn't answer because he doesn't have any fuck to give*
Persone C to Person A: You got José so hard bro !

by Jozon November 23, 2016

José

One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.

Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)

by Shraken January 8, 2017

José

Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".

No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.

by Jo'ves April 6, 2017

Jose'

You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!

Marie: Have you seen that Jose'?

Susie: Hell Yeah! Doesn't last very long but that dick is THICK!

by 3 and also a half of a bear May 20, 2018

José

A José is the sweetest most caring person you will evah meet, and someone who laughs at the simplest things. Their skin is 80% boyfriend material and 20% cuddles with a dash of fluffiness and cuteness.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.

Sad cat owner: Why does my kitty love José more than me :c
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master

by Vaiking February 24, 2019

José

a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.

Don't be a josé, she is not old enough and it is illegal.

by PedoHater123 March 8, 2019