joe

a boy that is a dickhead and doesnt give a shit about girls other than to fuck them he also think he is a player but really he is just a dumbass

joe hit it and quit it like always

by Niveah January 5, 2009

Joe

That expensive stuff that people sell at starbucks. Its a brown, liquid substance and some people put milk and sugar into it. It has a curious effect that arouses people and makes them hyper for hours at a time when consumed.

I have a test tomorrow. Since I gotta stay up to study, I'm gonna run across the street to get a cup of joe.

by bassmaster May 20, 2005

the joe

the act of ditching friends, acting like a dick, and always bringing people down. somebody extremely cynical and condescending.

Wow, i've never seen him act so horrible. He is definitely pulling the joe.

by yoana May 20, 2007

Joe

Nice guy but don't ask who he is

Dude 1: Ninja died of ligma

Dude 2: Really, im sorry for your lost but did you know joe died

Dude 1: I was just joking about Ninja but who is Joe?

Dude 2: JOE MAMA Ba dum chi, ha you get it? yo mama but its Joe mama, ah ok ima stop talking to the mirror

by Memelordx101 October 7, 2019

Joe

The ultimate faggot. AKA the hole on the top of your penis. He likes men and is also known as HomoJoe.

Wow you've got a massive joe. You're a fucking Joe..

by anskjffhiobacusbuacsacs March 7, 2017

Joe

A guy who will treat you like a goddess while you're dating but then break up with you over text

Girl: is that Joe?
Boy: NEVER date him!! He's a giant asshole!

by Broken-hearted bombshell February 20, 2017

Joe

The sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He makes really good memes and has the best jokes. His eyes are the coolest shade of blue and stand out so much. But if you stare it will be obvious you like him and then its awkward. Easy to fall in love with, hard to fall out of it.

oml joe is so amazing and funny wowowowowowow

by Augdude May 10, 2018