Jake

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"

by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018

Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.

Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"

by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

Jake

Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3

Jake is such a sweetheart he makes me wanna stay with him forever and never let him go.

by ☁️Lost boy☁️ July 29, 2018

jake

A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks

Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.

by Dominator592 August 10, 2017

Jake

I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too

Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake

by Suhhmandood July 28, 2017

Jake

Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.

You don’t want a Jake in your life.

by uUAV December 20, 2017

Jake

A blonde pussy ass bitch

Fuck u jake

by Mnbvcxzasfdghjklpoiuytrewq January 31, 2018