Irish Penis

If italian dicks are the kings, then the Irish dicks are the emperors. Many historians believe that the early Irish people actually killed women juat by having sex with them.

Melissa: "How was your first time, Sofia?"
Sofia: " Ugghh, my ass is so sore.
Melissa: "How come?"
Sofia:" Well, he was irish, so he had that classic Irish penis. Definitely the biggest and most handsome of all penises.

Melissa: Oh, without a doubt.

by IrishBeast June 20, 2015

Irish seven-course dinner

a six pack and a potato, also known as an Irish seven-course meal or an Irishman's gourmet delight

His idea of a hot date is an Irish seven-course dinner before hangin' at the 7-11.
We had an Irish gourmet delight with some ketchup for dessert.

by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005

Irish-American

A person who was born and raised in America but think they are Irish because of their name, but they aren't so HAHA!!! You are not irish and never will be.

american person: yeah im irish.
Me: no you're not
AP: hello! My name is irish!
Me: your a fool.

by True Irish Lassie April 23, 2005

mala head (irish slang)

a person whos head looks like a 3 year old made it from play-dough. its large and roughly shapen. looks like it was sculpted on the shape of a gimpy rock. not very plesent to look at at all.

mála also irish for bag, term can also be used to display the fact that they're face should have a bag over it because of the fact its just so fugly

'' yo man check tha' fool out, hes gota biggest mawla head ive eva seen dog''

''that girl has a mala head'': stating she has a fine ass body but a ugly face (irish slang version of butterface)

mala head (irish slang) for butterface

by the lad..... lad March 9, 2009

sober Irishman

A northern Free Presbytarian. but then they argue they were british rather than irish!

by beef hallion June 11, 2003

Traditional Irish Save The Marriage Baby

A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.

Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.

We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..

by Martini Drysdale March 3, 2021

Dancing with the Irish Clown

Masturbation, Spanking the Monkey, Beating the drum, Releasing the One-Eyed Monster.

'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'

by Resistor.Face March 7, 2010