An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.
The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.
by ShadyC January 28, 2008
Get the Wood Possummug. by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017
Get the tiger woodsmug. by ken dog August 19, 2008
Get the camping in the woodsmug. 1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.
2. To masturbate, said of males.
(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)
(at the beach)
Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.
(at the beach)
Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.
by Mark H October 10, 2005
Get the knock on woodmug. by mark March 29, 2004
Get the morning woodmug. by Valhallas Valkyries June 26, 2009
Get the feather woodmug. A school where boys and girls go to so they can break rules and act hard when we all know that they'er bitches that cry for attention
by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019
Get the crown woodsmug.