Dick Infection

(N)- A really annoying person who usually irks the living shit out of you. They make you itch.

Kyle: "Dude, when are you getting on Xbox again"

Chris: "Bro, quit being a Dick Infection, I only use my Xbox to watch Netflix"

by Olijah April 25, 2014

Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

The LV infection

A skin virus that was contracted by residents of the LV apartment complex in Madison Heights, MI

also known as "LVI"

Joe: Man what the fuck is that on your skin?

MO: Shut the fuck up dog, i got the LV infection, dont make me touch you

by SHITFACESCROTUM October 12, 2008

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

infecation

When shit is reabsorbed into the body through the anus or other oriface. The opposite of defecation.

Tony did an infecation into his ear and ended up with an infection.

by screech1616 October 21, 2010

Inception Conception

When you get pregnant from sleep sex.

You're Pregnant?!" "Yeah, it was an inception conception!

by WithAnE July 2, 2011

yeast injection

Getting laid in a bakery.

I finally got my girlfriend to let me give her a yeast injection

Omg, dude, see if she'll let you use a baggette.

by Vezinananouplos November 22, 2009