Infektion

A person who will not leave others alone. That person possess' assburger syndrome. That person is a pandemic disease that nobody wants to see. A lot of people wishes that person would die. Who looks at pointless things on Wikipedia and Youtube during class when he's supposed to be doing his Essay. That person is a male of grade ten that only weighs 100 pounds.

Oh god! The infektion is back.

Look the infektion is following us again!

by That third random unknown guy December 11, 2010

Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.

"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"

by JAP_ January 11, 2008

Inflation

If monkeys have one banana, banana valuable. If monkeys grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

I do not understand why printing more money would cause an inflation. I don't get it

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.

Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"

by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013

yeet infection

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

Facebook Inflation

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.

Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there

by lafayette69 June 23, 2011

D'inflation

In sports, the inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by a particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike

"The only reason he averaged 24 points and 10 assists is because of Don Nelson's offensive scheme. His numbers were a result of shameless D'inflation."

by Sports Guy Fan April 1, 2009