Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019

clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim December 9, 2015

Minute Rice

Any car"riced out" modifications that are cheap and tacky. Unlike genuine "riced out" modifications that costs hundreds, or even thousands of US Dollars, minute rice is often cheap and extremely flashy, yet tacky.

Kara: Hey man, Lee over there put some minute rice on his 2005 Hyundai Accent!

Jair: Ha ha ha! The car looks tacky as hell! LED valve covers, a coffee can muffler tip, spinner wheel covers... not rims, wheel covers..., chrome painted windshield wipers, LEDs under the body, LED gear knob, a giant vinyl Hyundai H decal on the front lid, a cheap, aftermarket spoiler that sticks out 3 feet above the rear lid, cheap chrome paint on the doors, a cheap, chrome painted antenna ball.

Anna: Lord, this is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. At least it didn't set him back more than 200$.

by Ollie Churpuzzi September 10, 2020

minute minimizer

an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.

bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...

by Jackie Dtm December 17, 2007

Jimmy Minute

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.

Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.

by Ashaa September 20, 2011

first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter

A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”

by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022

Robinson Minute

Giving someone a wedgie, then folding their legs back to tuck both feet, up to the toe knuckles, into the wasteband of their underpants. This is very difficult for the victim to escape, as they are crawling around the floor as if they just had both legs severed at the knees. The proper etiquette is to let them out after one minute has passed.

"Hey dude, I heard you and Erick had a chat."

"I actually ended up giving him 20 Robinson Minutes, but I was a gentleman and let him out when his time was up."

by CountZoloft December 17, 2020