Jimmy Minute

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.

Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.

by Ashaa September 20, 2011

California Minute

A unit of Time that equals to 10 minutes

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.

by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018

Penis minute

its is equivalent to 3 minutes

I will be their soon probably in a penis minute

by The_official_Saul_Goodman July 11, 2023

Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022

Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019

clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim December 9, 2015