Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010

Hassam

When you want to say *Hectic* but also *Kassam*, just use Hassam

Also can be used to express disbelief.

Man1: I met *famous person*

Man2: Hassam?

Guy1: I drank 2 bottles of vodka and I didn’t even get drunk.

Guy2: Hassam...

by Septic Ones May 21, 2019

Hassan

A person who has a huge dick they have all the girls around them they are persistent and smart brave and an absolute alpha male they have the body of a god with the dick of a giant even tho they fall in love fast they are caring and will do anything to make you happy and feel like your the only girl that he loves

person 1: God I love that man so much

Person 2: god he probably is named Hassan

by God among us October 15, 2020

Leyla Hassan

A beautiful girl who's use to getting hurt, always happy and one of the funniest people you will meet. Usually tanned with amazing long brown hair, but don't mess with her cos she's feisty but can always be cute caring and loveable at times. Any boy would be lucky to have her but don't realise it until they lose her.

Dunno what I'd do without Leyla Hassan

by Thatgirlyouthinkyouknow June 3, 2013

hassi

When you fuck up big time. Or someone else fucks up or makes a fool of him/herself.

Oh man, not another hassi!

by hassi December 17, 2003

Hassan

Hassan is everything you could ask for in a friend. Though he doesn't care for too much, he's still quite the extrovert, and is pretty popular. He doesn't like sports very much though, so he isn't your typical dreamy high school boy. He absolutely adores music, and the people that mean a lot to him. He can come off as apathetic sometimes, but when you get to know him, he's the sweetest and most amazing person you could ever meet.

Boy 1: Hey man, you know that Hassan kid?
Boy 2: Yeah, who doesn't?

by beecatxy7 August 6, 2017

hass

An abbreviation for "Hot ass". Used as a slightly sexist but positive comment, it's not something you tell to someone’s face but rather to your mates when observing a really nice-looking piece of ass.

God-dame! Guys/girls, look at that hass

by Anon2anyone May 5, 2007