Hamiel

A Hamiel (otherwise known as Ham) is a specimen who aspires to be a subtle polygamist. They appear to be in a relationship with their actual girlfriend, yet have 2-3 other girls on the line. These girls are called "Meche Sluts" and some popular names among them are Cam and Emma. Hamiels will also become enraged if a group engages in a battle with the Ender Dragon when Hamiel is not present. Hamiel will pout for 3-4 business days before the pouting period is completed.

Nick: "Dude, quit talking to my girlfriend. You're being a total Hamiel."

by Ham Mesh March 30, 2020

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Hamilton

The city of Hamilton is mad ghetto. Random “homeless” signs can be spotted behind almost every ratchet building. I swear there’s literally no big houses anywhere. But downtown Hamilton on the other hand, that shits on a whole other level. They gotta lot of wastemen committing hate crimes cause everyone just hates each other down there. However the people out of the city got tight friend groups and loyal homies depending on if they are born and raised there. Come to this southside stink for a fun, ratchet, and chaotic high school experience!

Rando: “yo my neighborhood be filled with big ass houses”
Anyone from Hamilton: “LOL couldn’t be me”

by Rine is the goat April 19, 2020

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Hamilton

a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grew up to be a hero and a scholar
The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Alexander Hamilton

“There are approximately 1010300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.” - Alexander Hamilton

by bi_duck July 2, 2020

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How does a bastard,orphan,son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence and proverice and squalor,grow up to be a hero and a squalor. The $10 founding father without a father got a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self started by fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was longing for something to be a part of the brother was ready to beg,steal,borrow,or barter. Then a hurricane came and devestration rained my man,saw his future drip-,dripping down the drain. Put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain,then he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain.

Hamilton is amazing!

by Hamilton’s niece July 19, 2020

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