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Matt Hancock

To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.
"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings
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John Hancock

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.
Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.
by Nav23 April 17, 2011
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Speedy Handicap

A cartoon hero consisting of the traditional handicapped-symbol wheelchair, with assorted speed lines behind him and an underlined "MEH!?" in a speech-bubble.
by Flatland February 14, 2004
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HandiCrapper

A disabled individual who is pissed off and mad at the world. Disgruntle towards non disabled people.
"you see that guy in the wheelchair run over that guys foot, yeah he looks like a HandiCrapper"
by 69man January 15, 2008
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Silverfish Handcatch

a random reply to a random text, if your ever in need of a random reply this is the one for you!! it will stun anyone who sees it and keep them confused for days. it helps the mind to think and maintain thoughts for months to come..
random text: hello there jackie chan, i was just casually lying in my bed, thinking, and suddenly you crossed my mind..i also thought about pigeon shooting at the same time. and i thought to myself, i would love to take jack pigeon shooting in hyde park with my family!! what are your thoughts? than my thoughts turned R rated and you dont want to know the rest.. or do you??

random reply: Silverfish Handcatch!!!!
by Jeffery & Jemima & George & co November 1, 2010
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John Hancock

The act of dipping one's penis in ink or paint and then slapping someone in the face with the inked/painted penis and leaving one's mark.
Jason: Haha, look at Joey.
Brendan: I know, Derek gave him a nice John Hancock last night.
by It's Poop Again August 13, 2011
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Chinese handcuffs

When an ucircumcised guy pulls his forskin over the head of the penis of a circumcised to induce pleasure.
I gave chinese handcuffs to this trick I brought home last night and he loved it. He said he'd never been with an uncircumcised guy before.
by PDXPACO July 14, 2009
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