Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

Jersey Handshake

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.

"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."

by Teflon G October 26, 2008

Hands Up

A genre of trance music which typically ranges between 138 and 145 BPM. It has themes in common with Euro, Trance, Happy Hardcore, and Hardstyle. It is typically unpretentious; very poppy and commercial.

"Man, the hands up set they played last night didn't have enough Rob Mayth..."

by chrischigadoba May 8, 2008

Get these hands

Your about to Get hurt from Braun

Heath Slater try’s to help his tag team partner
Braun Grabs a mic and say
“Look, you got two options, you cheerleader: You're either gonna stand on the floor and shut your mouth or you're gonna get in the ring and get these hands like your partner."

by DeanGallows February 15, 2018

hockey hands

A horrible smell that emits from your hands after playing hockey. Even washing your hands will not kill the odor.

Jeremy returned from hockey and touched me with his hockey hands, gross!

by gretzky of stink September 3, 2009

Sausage Handshake

Simply...To masterbate

Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake

by ShermanTank198 October 11, 2009

train hands

what your hands become when you ride the train

"I can't touch that baby. I have train hands."

"Let me wash off my train hands before I perform open heart surgery."

"If anyone says, 'What time is it? It's show time,' one more time, I'ma slap them silly with these train hands."

by Stu Jones September 9, 2011