hostage rescue team

when rescuing ones friend from a situation in which he has been compromised by a group of fat, undesirable, abrasive or ugly women.

"fuck! we've got a H.R.T (hostage rescue team) situation, Sam's been cornered by that fat shit-minge slosh-pot emma!!"

by boris the blade licker March 31, 2009

Hostweé

A small Norse mythical creature that resembles a tarsier monkey that is commonly found in the mountain and a dense jungle and it's famous for its golden ring tail.

Man : There's a legend that obtaining Hostweé golden tail would bring luck into your love life.

Guy: But its just a Myth.

by Christopher MC Baker February 23, 2011

Fuze the hostage

A Russian badass who will slay any furry or thot and will fuze any hostage and his best friend is defender

Fuze the hostage is awsome

by Fuze_the_hostage1 October 4, 2018

chocolate hostage

a fecally infused fart.

wow! that one was obviously a chocolate hostage. where's the newspaper?

by j. reichart July 12, 2006

Bulletproof hosting

A particularly dubious service offered by some web hosting companies. Responsible web hosts will close accounts if their users are found to be involved in spam, a pyramid scheme, or other anti-social activities.

Bulletproof hosts specifically target their services towards spammers. They offer a guarantee that they won't terminate the account even if there are reports of spamming.

Damn, this guy has been sending porn spam and viagra adverts to my 10 year-old daughter but his host won't shut him down. Must be bullet-proof hosting. Where's my shotgun?

by thepreacher May 9, 2005

hostile panda

someone who becomes very hostile or defensive for no apparent reason. this person is usually a fucking noob.

Jill was just asking you a simple question, why did you have to become such a hostile panda?

by Zebediah July 7, 2006

Hostile Intent

A realistic Special Operations modification for Half-Life that has begun internal testing as of February 2003.

by N/A February 15, 2003