to the hoop

To smuggle contraband in the rectum, usually in a custodial context.

When Leroy caught caught up, he took his rocks to the hoop so he could come up bigly in the joint.

by Duderino grande February 15, 2018

Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo September 24, 2015

Hoop

She got is bad as in girl is cute

Dude “Kylie Jenner can hoop”

by Fresh546 May 28, 2019

hoop slut

A girl who only dates basketball players. She has probably dated the entire basketball team.

Have you seen Alex? She’s such a hoop slut.

by Daiseysbff November 8, 2017

Hoop

An onion ring.

David was excited when he found a “hoop” among his “sticks” when he got his order at BK drive through.

by Mustngsaliez February 11, 2020

Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

by FionaB June 28, 2015

hoop

to get hooped

no car im hooped

by 100mile March 27, 2020