Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
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Its symbolises a hail storm of extreme intensity and passion. These metaphorical storms are usually irrational and unreasonable but comprise of humanitarian sustenance and an inherent loving nature. It is the water balance to the fire of the sun.
It is also extremely unpredictable and metaphorically can cause considerable collateral damage if unprepared for. Parallel to this manifestation of malevolence is a broadcasting of benevolence: the white witch; the fuck to the nut; the lioness to the jungle; the Ri (eye) of Ra.
Its symbolises a hail storm of extreme intensity and passion. These metaphorical storms are usually irrational and unreasonable but comprise of humanitarian sustenance and an inherent loving nature. It is the water balance to the fire of the sun.
It is also extremely unpredictable and metaphorically can cause considerable collateral damage if unprepared for. Parallel to this manifestation of malevolence is a broadcasting of benevolence: the white witch; the fuck to the nut; the lioness to the jungle; the Ri (eye) of Ra.
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a garbage can,known as a human trash can.
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a garbage can,known as a human trash can.
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