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HP-ness

The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.
Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.

After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.
by Shannon March 2, 2005
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HP Wackerman

A pretty cool guy with a taste for dolphins. Also, his mother once ate an entire melon with her eyes crossed and her fingers shut. Why HP? Probably because his name is Hugh and then his middle name is Peter.
Yeah he's a total HP Wackerman
by Guccinator516 September 1, 2010
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HP bucket

In a game, something that takes a lot of damage, then suffers Critical Existence Failure, without gradually losing functionality as it takes damage.
"Characters in D&D are such HP buckets! Play a real RPG that has a proper wound system!"
by ekolis June 27, 2013
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HP

Acronym for "Hinge Problem" or "Heat Problem".
"Just got me a HP laptop, the monitor snapped off after 3 seconds of usage and the CPU temperature exceeded that of a neutron star during startup. I should've gotten a ThinkPad instead."
by debianwaylanduser69420 October 28, 2023
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bloopie.hp

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEASE STOP STOP IT STOP STOP STOP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Pendimon November 1, 2020
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HP

Hangover Poo, the nasty shits you have the morning after a big night out
by Fuddy March 28, 2007
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Hp

by I_was_worried_for_a_second February 17, 2019
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