Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022

Gumping

Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.

Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.

by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025

Gumping

Jerking off until you hit a brainless drooling primal state

“Who up Gumping they Thing”

by I’mGumpingIt March 1, 2025

Gumping it

Having sex with a person who is not quite retarded, but just on that line

This autistic chick is so bad, I just don't wanna get caught 'gumping it'

by ProGumper March 2, 2025

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022