Guilt Stick

Deep fried stick of butter dipped in a mans anus.
"Come over tonight and I might even treat you to a guilt stick."
by Rectimus Prime May 09, 2022
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guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick
I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean
by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015
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Burner guilt

A specific type of guilt experienced by veteran burners who are able to easily obtain a Burning Man ticket through their camp year after year, knowing full well how difficult it is for newer burners to obtain theirs. Burner refers to someone who attends the annual Burning Man festival located in the Black Rock Desert of northwestern Nevada.
Paris Hilton's Burner guilt quickly vanished once she arrived in Black Rock City and reunited with all of her celebrity campmates.
by Sun Chaser August 09, 2022
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Band Guilt

When you’re director makes you feel guilty for not practicing so you pity practice (and you don’t get shit done).
My director was yelling at us to practice. I have total band guilt.

I didn’t practice at all this year, and now we have our last concert. I’m struck with band guilt.
by Autumn Choma December 13, 2021
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Guilt-trip-tray

The tray at a party which contains raw vegetables, such as broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, tomatoes, snow peas, squash, and zucchini; it goads one to eat healthy, low calorie, bad-tasting foods whilst juxtaposed against unhealthy, fattening, good-tasting foods, and causes guilt trips in most who choose its alternatives.
I eat one thing each from the guilt-trip-tray at parties, before I eat the good stuff; that justifies unlimited calories afterward.
by Organist_USA May 08, 2019
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fun guilt

The feeling of guilt during or after having a great time in your personal life amidst very terrible conditions for many other people that are broadcasting suffering on social media; such as evacuation from a fire, or homeless after a severe hurricane.
I just had the best time seeing the Village People at Bottlerock music festival! But today, I have a case of fun guilt after seeing so many miserable people escaping fires and floods all week.
by surfrunner September 08, 2021
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Guilt Tipping

When the waitress hands you the bill and the tip starts at 18% and ends at 25%. You feel guilty and leave a 25% tip even though the service and food was not too good
Tom - Hey Matt, looks like they're asking for a $25 tip for out crappy $100 lunch
Matt - Hey, they're just guilt tipping you. Leave $10 - They're lucky to get it
by TJ2000 September 09, 2022
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