grumble bunnies

Morning farts

Dad was in the garden and I said “Quit farting!” but he said it was the grumble bunnies

by Blinkau89 March 24, 2024

grumjy

The feeling of tension and apprehension when placing stress on a physical, inanimate object, typically in a machining shop, but it could be applied to any manual-labor role.

"I was tapping a thread and I began to feel grumjy, then my bit broke."

by perhapsedly April 5, 2024

Grummz

the area behind your taint but not quite your asshole.

“man I need a shower, my grummz feels itchy and gross”

by Sirthisisa May 6, 2024

grumming

to date or hookup within a friend group; synonym for friendcest.
(also: to grum, grummer, etc.)

"I think that friend group has hooked up or dated in every possible combination."
"Yeah, that friend group is constantly grumming."

by unles3 June 2, 2024

Grumblewank

when someone/something arouses you and at the same time makes you angry but you begrudgingly whack you stack or flick your skittle anyway.

After seeing Atris breasts she threatened to use a mallet on my testicles but i still had a grumblewank anyway.

by freudianslip69 September 16, 2024

Grummore

A mysterious being, with little known about him or his origins. What is known, however, is that he has been Lyras' lifelong enemy, and posseses the chaotic and destructive power known as the 'counter-essence'. He also seems to strangely resemble the race of Grimace, but was never born on Grimrock.

"Have you tapped into 3News yet? It says that Grummore was spotted in the same area as Lyras."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Grubmint

Government. A way to say the word "government" in an unsecured electronic communication so as to not alert surveillance. Often used by paranoid individuals, especially those who have ProtonMail and email others using Gmail, etc.

"I do not trust the grubmint to do the right thing!"
"The grubmint sent undercover FBI agents to a local church!"

by Hathi da Moose November 25, 2024