Growing Pains

Blue balls

I had growing pains after my date with Mary last night. She's such a tease.

by GimpyMcGimpo July 24, 2021

growing down

when someone grows taller and becomes worse as a person

I feel like my little brother is growing down. He used to be such a sweetheart, but since he's grown to 6'1" he's gotten three detentions.

by capri.vesta April 19, 2020

grow a garden

addicting game 🌒🌒
fuckass ppl play it but also cool ppl do

dude: wanna play grow a garden?
dude2: sybau bro, lets play adopt me instead 🫢🫢

by Randomassvr May 30, 2025

When I Grow Up

A phrase commonly said by underage males after they have intercourse for he first time and are told that their penis was of small size

Person 1:When I Grow Up
Person 2:Dude Shut Up You Just Have A Small Dick

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 31, 2020

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022

Titty growing pills

Pills that are advertised to make womens tits grow but in reality do nothing (much like dick enlargement pills)

I bought these pills to make titty growing pills to impress my boyfriend but they did nothing I guess next step is breast surgery.

by Dan the car guy July 19, 2019

Calcutta Grow

A polite and well-mannered way to ask someone from India about the current length of their pubic hair.

How does Calcutta grow, Singh?

Oh, it’s been a while, daddy. I stopped shaving during lockdown and now it’s a forest (French: bois).

ululululu

by 1000x Better September 26, 2022