grafter

A big hard sweaty man, who wears no shirt, and has been doing a hard days work. i.e. working in the fields

Farmer Giles is a true grafter, he has been in the fields grafting all day. He has been moving hay bails with his bare hands, and moving trees. when he gets home he grafts in the kitchen and makes a ploughmans lunch, a true grafters meal!

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

Grifter

A shill is a person who disingenuously sells a product or an idea.

By comparison, a grifter is a person who disingenuously sells a persona. A grifter purports to be or represent something, but they are actually not. They may:

* Pretend to be another ethnicity for a perceived benefit (e.g. Rachel Dolezal, Jack Murphy, Elizabeth Warren)
* Sell a life stance at odds with their actual private life (e.g. Jordan Peterson, Jack Murphy again)
* Aggressively promote some cause in advance of their personal gain (Shaun King, Patrisse Cullors)
* Scam naïve investors in a hopeless business venture (Elizabeth Holmes, Adam Neumann)

That grifter always shows up at incidents like this to bemoan cause x with his cap in his hand.

by m0thra August 30, 2022

Griffen

A really sweet guy, but sometimes a faggot. He can always make you laugh and has a huge dong. He's also very good looking and fun to be around.

Friend: Hey Griffen

Griffen: GUHHHH

by DankFagSHit April 24, 2017

Graft

I) to persistintly talk to a female until she fancies you
II) someone who you are flirting with

"God abbie is hard to graft"

"Don't go near her she's sam's graft"

by Micheal 'jamooonnn' Jackson July 21, 2016

The Griffin Gallery

A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.

The Griffin Gallery. "Milk". "Orange Women" "White is My Middle Name"

by Sam Fields August 10, 2009

exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

by Ricecake January 25, 2018

horizontally gifted

A politically correct way of calling someone fat, oftentimes used with the vertically challenged to call someone short and fat.

Wow, that guy is horizontally gifted, he weighs over 400 pounds!

by tiger002 May 18, 2010