greasy hazel

Dutty hazel that can’t be fucked to shower

Here comes greasy hazel again, take a shower bitch!

by Baffled refrigerator April 23, 2020

A Greasy Ginger

A ginger haired (preferably male) who hasn'the had a bath in weeks and does not care about their appearance

"You are such A Greasy Ginger"

by Fatman Invents Words November 18, 2016

greasy baltimore

Covering a girl's ass in olive oil and repeatedly smacking it with a paddle while you piss in her throat.

Did you give the receptionist a Greasy Baltimore? She looks like she has had trouble walking and throwing up all day.

by Your Pal12 September 27, 2013

Greasy Doorknob

The sexual act of sticking the tip of ones dick in a fat girls belly button.

I really regret letting Rhonda give me a greasy doorknob last night, now it hurts when I pee.

by Captain_Zach September 2, 2013

Greasy Yakuza

The act of getting drunk on sake and then lubing up your pinky finger to penetrate some cavity of your significant other.

"Yeah dude, we had sushi yesterday, got drunk off of sake and I Greasy Yakuza'd her butthole"

by Totemrider December 7, 2020

Greasy Gretchen

When you eat an Untidy Joseph out of a woman's Vagina

Sir would you care for some Lunch? No thank you I had a Greasy Gretchen earlier.

by thatsteelersguy May 5, 2019

Greasy cunt

If u haven't washed ur hair in weeks congrats ur a greasy cunt if you have brown hair blue eyes and freckles YOURE A GREASY CUNT

Greasy cunts try to flip their hair back but fail cause the greasewon't co operate

A:omg ew her hair is like a Lego mans head that's how u kno she hasn't washed it in weeks
B:yeah IKR greasy cunt

by Honeycombbiscuit October 16, 2018