When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020
Get the granny-zonedmug. a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
Get the Granny Milkshakemug. by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019
Get the Granny Dickmug. by Fit bitch September 4, 2017
Get the granny hookingmug. The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014
Get the granny hangersmug. Someone who is very sweet and caring, like a friendly grandma who gives everybody chocolate biscuits!
by lolo February 18, 2003
Get the granny hanniemug. A cup of tea made with milk and sugar, particularly appreciated by people who drink their tea mostly black. Great when camping in the cold.
by Winslow Tide June 2, 2011
Get the granny teamug.