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dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015
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dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and you pull out and there is dust on your dick
Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015
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I’m gonna get your giddy gopper
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golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities
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Tropical Gophers

A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.
I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.
by RedneckViking September 28, 2018
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Chop go pee

When something is done or said that someone Don’t understand or believe it’s a chop go pee
Insider jokes or situations where someone is confused

For instance

“Do you know what chop go pee is “
by Albert crofham July 14, 2021
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Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out
1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021
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