goober

Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.

"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

goofed.goober

A new instagram memer who lives in Canada and has a good page, and he likes to interact with his fans.

Have you dmed @goofed.goober yet? He always responds!

by jfjeidjfkfe April 18, 2018

gooberacci

Universal term used to describe any person for any act that is found displeasing or idiotic.

"No gooberacci, read the instructions."

by Anonymous December 26, 2002

golubovich

Golubovich - Usually related to crazy russian females that will do anything for some sexy time. They will kill you if offended.
some of them are hot.

ah dude you see that chick? i hear she's a golubovich!

SCOREEE

by fittono November 24, 2009

goober gus

Somone who is very goofy, slow and clumsy also has jacked up teeth. A goober gus is also somwhat of a kind hearted idiot

megan is a goober gus

by thegift0687 December 27, 2009

goober bomb

when mucus is put on your feces and thrown as in a snowball fight

that goober bomb fight last night was disgusting

by mohawk69 May 10, 2010

Goobdouche

The female version of "teabagging"

Girl, you better be careful. She could goobdouche you!"

by RegJen October 28, 2010