Goo Monkey

A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.

Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!

by Black Op August 27, 2009

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008

monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

by eda-skip July 29, 2022

poozle goo

Vaginal excretions. See also poozle.

When I finally pulled my finger out of her, it was covered in sticky poozle goo. I didn't wash the finger afterward, instead saving it up for all of my friends at the gym to sniff later that night.

by Roach Clip January 14, 2004

Goo Shit

When something is of high quality or value

"Man that candy is some goo shit .👌🏿"

by Boney African Feet December 9, 2016

goo box

Another term for vagina. Widely used to describe lesbians.

"Your goo box isn't ready yet, I need to find your goo button."

by SARTOSA September 29, 2008

human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch

The backside of this handle is covered in human goo

by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017