A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.
Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!
by Black Op August 27, 2009
When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008
by eda-skip July 29, 2022
When I finally pulled my finger out of her, it was covered in sticky poozle goo. I didn't wash the finger afterward, instead saving it up for all of my friends at the gym to sniff later that night.
by Roach Clip January 14, 2004
by Boney African Feet December 09, 2016
The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch
by Chef Tortuga March 06, 2017
by Kiera Rose October 25, 2009