goose pasture

On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.

Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.

by Ron Erickson July 20, 2007

goose bump fever

(noun) - intense nervous excitement leading to reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to a temporary solution for a permanent problem; old habits die hard.

"You get goose bump fever sometimes. You know what you want to do with your life, but doing it is a different story."

by axdouchebag January 5, 2010

goosebread

money coloured geese feces

the pond was skirted with vegetablelike goosebread.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

goosax

exclamation of excitement

I just won two tickets to a concert, goosax!

by God!!!!! June 3, 2010

goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.

"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"

by Bublor August 29, 2011

Goose Walking

walking like a nazi while everyone is asleep in your house hold.

Little Timmy goes goose walking over his mother's grave.

by Emico12345 January 22, 2012

gonosyphaherpalaids

when having all four major STDs including Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, and AIDs

Dang! That cheerleader has gonosyphaherpalaids after banging that man-ho

by Elwood24 August 29, 2012