any hole is a goal 

a definition used when you or a friend wants to hook up with a girl

you "hey mate that chick over there keeps checking you out ,"

friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"

you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"

any hole is a goal by landerson4 November 21, 2016

goatstolen 

The idiom "try to get your goat" describes the intentional act of one person attempting to upset one or more other persons. Goatstolen is disposition of a vicitm of this intentional upset.

The word describes someone who is or is acting upset.

Did you hear Bob get worked up when that guy was camping him in the online game, Bob sure was goatstolen.

also:

I just kept poking holes in his logic until he was totally goatstolen.

goatstolen by Matool13 March 11, 2010

goal

It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.

Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

goal by guitarist238 December 24, 2008

Pabst Goal 

A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.

Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

Brandon: It was a clean shot.

Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.

Pabst Goal by theshizz55 January 14, 2013

Klar goal 

a goal scored in pro evolution soccer when a player is used to dribble past all the players then pass it to the open man, it is very boring.

And Zidane dribbles down the wing past Ferdianda and Cole but no he isnt shooting, he is squaring it to Henry for Klar goal

Klar goal by Euan napier June 19, 2006

totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.

Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!

totes my goats by SuperBabs April 6, 2009

goatse 

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

goatse by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009