girthily

throwing a lime really fast at someone’s nose

my sister threw a lime girthily at me.

by mommygremlin December 13, 2020

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Girthquake

The shuddering in bed that keeps you awake because your man is jerkin' his gherkin

"I'm bloody knackered today, I barely got any sleep because he caused a 30 minute girthquake last night"

by Girthinator June 27, 2021

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Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy and Shane “The GirthLord God” Gasior
Happy Girth Day!

Happy GirthDay Losers

by Shane “The Girth God” October 19, 2021

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Girthy’s Paradox

This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?

Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?

by GIRTHYMONSTER69 September 2, 2021

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Girthquake

When you pounding a girl so hard with your girthy salami stick, that it causes cracks in her snatch region. In rare cases, the aftercocks can be so powerful, that they cause a rectal prolapse. ER trips are strongly recommended if this occurs, but only skanks and weenie hut JR. members actually go to the ER.

Miguel Cumbrera: Yo hombre, we hitting the casino tonight? I hear they’re doing strip poker.

Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I can’t tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there 🤣

MC: Dawg you’re gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.

SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, I’m getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. I’m listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.

by Stoney69 July 29, 2022

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