Giraffemappoofy

A wild beast. A snail like body, a really long neck and a map carved into his skull. Some unique species have colorful dots in their entire body.

If I had my mother my father and a giraffemappoofy in the same room and had a gun with three bullets, I would shoot my mother my father and myself.

by Bluebone5 November 20, 2021

Giraffe

Noah Beck (Noah Neck)

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 7, 2021

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

giraffeosaur

There is this one guy in all my overwatch ranked matches and he keeps beating my ass, go back to your own fucking rank asshole

I HATE GIRAFFEOSAUR WHY DO THEY PLAY SYMMETRA

by Giraffeosaur March 8, 2022

giraffe recursion

A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.

The production issues were directly related to an implementation of giraffe recursion.

by Viat March 10, 2022

girraffe

These bad boys 5'5-6'0, They usually play videogames and are a total badass at them, They always brag about they're height and they get annoying about it. They like the colour orange, black, or green, and they always manage to depict any type of situation, If you find a girraffe, then you will be in a hell of a ride if you get in a relationship with them. They are caring and always manage to make they're significant other happy.

Her: Your such a girraffe, your so tall
Him: LOL your so short bro

by Anonnymoussubject May 29, 2022