God's gift 

The most overused definition on UD, when the person writing the first def thinks the subject being defined is "epic" (which is another dead and buried word in itself because nerds say it in every lame joke they make).

Basically, used for things such as weed, sex, and of course, fucking cheese.

I'm an atheist, so shove that mozza up your asshole. God's gift is a gun to your head.

God's gift by Drukqs2 December 6, 2009

Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

Parting-Gift by Arkell December 9, 2008

sex surrogate gift 

gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!

you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!

judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!

i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!

sex surrogate gift by michael foolsley December 28, 2009

Lift Gift 

Releasing a stenchy fart into a lift or elevator, then leaving so the next person who enters can receive and enjoy the full guffy experience.

Upon seeing a work colleague leave a lift: "Let it clear. Jeff always leaves a Lift Gift in there."

Lift Gift by seaneeboy May 6, 2014

Hockey Stick Gift 

A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.

"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."

Hockey Stick Gift by puttycake December 17, 2009

Look a gift horse in the mouth 

A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.

"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.

"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.

(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.

Look a gift horse in the mouth by Assy Cheeks December 12, 2007

filipino gift bag 

(noun) When a male places his testicles between his thighs and bends over. A female will then lick the testicles from behind.

She gave me a filipino gift bag.
I want to give him a filipino gift bag.

filipino gift bag by matt db October 21, 2007