Garrett Williams

the most dope ass nigga ever who sneaks out and gets laid at every sleep over

I'm jealous I wish I was a Garrett Williams

by Garrett Williams May 8, 2018

garrett elison

A bad ass mother fucker

Garrett Elison rode the bus

by Ggelite May 20, 2018

Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett

A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.

Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day

“Wow that guy looks like such a garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

by bill shakespear June 4, 2018

garretthays

The act of displaying extreme passion and love for Nickelback at their concert.

I went garretthays last night at the Nickelback concert.

by Harrettgays July 21, 2018

Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018