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grease monkey 

A racial slur meant to denigrate people of African descent. Though its origins are impossible to trace, it is most used in rural areas in northern Louisiana and may have arisen from the stereotypical racist depiction of the African American as perspiring and unbathed. Though, ironically, it has been shown that poor whites are more likely to have poor personal hygiene.

Compare to porch monkey.
Racist: "Yesterday on the bus I had to sit beside a grease monkey. It was gross."
grease monkey by iceman236 February 28, 2011
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Grease Pit

A Bowl at a skate park. Like a pit. Which can be used for Bikes, or Skateboards.
The Grease Pit at the skate park is awesome!
Grease Pit by DRKSTR2012 February 28, 2008

grease ball forehead 

term commonly used to describe kids who sit in front of their xbox pic their nose and txt on their cool phone they got with their colleage money "Caughing" JOSH
grease ball forehead is josh

Grease Dry 

when a woman lays out in the sun after being cum on and the cum acts like tanning oil, heating up and burning the skin. She then has minor burn lines(not tan lines) of the outline where she was came on.
My girlfriend was grease dried after we had sex yesterday morning.

I made her do a grease dry for me to suit my fetish.

fetishtanningoilcum
Grease Dry by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010

Grease the Musical

A phrase that can be interchanged for any profane word.
I failed my English Test... Grease the Musical!

grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.
"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."
grease hawk by dportal June 20, 2011

Grease the High Board 

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
Grease the High Board by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012